Does that made-up headline jar your senses
and seem a bit odd? I’m sure you think you’ll never see such a headline in a
newspaper, leave alone ever look at a newspaper again. The truth is always a
bit more strange than we care to believe but all this hype about what
smartphones have replaced is not only NOT happening, it basically never will
in a society that is savvy enough to know anything contingent upon a continuous
energy source will fail and miserably.
This will happen when you most need the energy source for something even more
important, ironically. (Those things would be cooking food, keeping warm or
cool, doing laundry, having controlled temperature water sources, getting news
by T.V. or radio and short-wave radio. Oh, the irony!) My advice is: don’t
throw away your battery operated light sources and keep at least one landline
jack along with a phone that doesn’t need electricity to operate which you can
plug into the landline jack. Remember, in a long power outage you won’t be able
to use wall outlets to charge up your cell phone. If you don’t understand why,
presently, you will when there is a massive or rolling power out in your city.
Did I mention that you might want to keep some oil lamps and candles available
as well? How’s that for an ancient energy source?
Two weeks ago, starting on September
tenth, an ongoing problem with the National Weather Service’s web site cropped
up again right in the middle of a peak in the hurricane season in the Atlantic. This downtime continued for numerous days while
the IT team that works for NWS tried to fix what should have received major
updates and infrastructure rebuilding to the system many years ago. Until and
unless these issues are fixed with a brand new re-routing web site this could
happen again and in the same dire situation of need. This is where alternative
sources kick in and support or take over vital information for the public, in
general.
Several times I’ve seen a list like the
following, either on the internet or in print, telling us that all of the
following have been replaced by smart (cell)phones:
Mail
Alarm Clocks
Phone booths (boxes)
Video rentals Maps DVDs
Cameras
Translators
Landline phones Cassette Tapes LPs
Banks CDs
Cookbooks Books
Television Magazines
Dictionaries Radio
Libraries Clocks
Stereos
Calendars
Newspapers Desktop
Computers
Notebooks/Laptops
Take a good long look at that list and ask
yourself what you have given up. Have you really thrown all that out?
Personally, there isn’t a single thing on that list that I don’t continue to
use, in addition to the smart phone which I think of as only a back up to my
life. The smart phone is there when I am away and can’t get to those things.
Shall I expound on the reason why I haven’t given any of it up?
Let’s start with everything in print. With
personal mail, such as a letter, even though e-mails are quicker and possibly
more reliable in getting to the intended destination, there’s still no
replacement for a hand-written letter from a friend who has sent you a couple
of her favorite recipes, photos of the grandkids and some mementoes you’d long
forgotten about. You can pull it out at will, later when you’re relaxing- maybe
nodding off to sleep- and you can take one last long look at the extras and
know that she would’ve never even thought to send those things as attachments.
Plus, somehow, it is just more personal than a brief e-mail that looks like all
your other e-mails. Newspapers, magazines, books, cookbooks, dictionaries
(regular and dual-language), maps and calendars are still more convenient then
looking for that information on a cell phone. The information sources on them
may be more reliable and relevant, too, than anything you’re going to find on
the internet. They don’t challenge your eyesight, either. Newspapers often have
bits and slices of info you won’t find on the internet because there’s nobody
on the internet quite as clever as a newspaper reporter. The internet reporters
repeat themselves too much and they often are asked to shorten their articles
to fit. Newspapers don’t do that anymore. They’ve learned. They’re also on the
internet just in case so they’ve adapted better than any other media you can
mention including T.V.
I don’t know how anyone else feels about
knowing the time but I’m always on a schedule and I write everything down
because, well- I’m a writer! Ba-da-bing ! It’s true that most cell phones are
on atomic time so the preciseness of the information is infallible but for
those like me who haven’t yet had their cell phone fused to their hand
permanently I still feel the need to have the time handy on my wrist or
elsewhere. I don’t want anyone calling me on my wristwatch either, thanks!
I think GPS devices are just grand and am
certainly glad we have
that on cell phones now but I collect maps- sometimes,
the older the better because I am a map collector (read: historical maps turn
me on!) I have been known to study maps for hours at a time. If you really get
into it you’ll know what I’m talking about- I
love a map!
Video rentals died a
long time ago.
Cell phones didn’t replace them- YouTube and Google did a fine job more than a
decade ago when desktops still ruled the planet and cell phones have just come
along for the ride. Netflix annihilated the physical stores and video purchases
from thirty years ago are playable if you still have a videotape or DVD player
that still works. Most of the latter can be had as handheld devices themselves
and also can be taken anywhere which won’t create an annoyance. This is a more
complex issue so we’ll move on.
Television is here to stay. TVs are not
just sitting in our houses collecting dust. We still buy them and we still have
shows that we want to see every week and/or every day at the same time of day.
I have a personal belief that nothing is ever going to replace a T.V. in our
living rooms for that matter. It has more to do with sitting or laying down and
vegging out, true- but T.V. is here to stay.
Calendars have been personal statement
constituents for longer than I’ve been alive. You can write notes on them, with
any kind of writing apparatus, such as trash day, dental appointments or
events. What do you think pin-up girls were plastered all over? Businesses
advertised with their yearly calendars, including banks which I still go to
with actual cash to put in my accounts. There’s nothing virtual about that or some
of my work for that matter!
Libraries aren’t going away and neither
are human translators, our mammoth stereos with concert amplified speakers or
clever alarm clocks, either. Our libraries have adapted so well that children
flock to not only play video games with their friends on the computers but they
also look at and read the books that line the shelves and think it’s cool.
Hallelujah!
Cameras. Everyone has one on their cell
phones or they are really out of it. I must admit that I’ve found many uses for
them in myriad situations. Professional photographers, however, still love
their cameras and insist that they get superior shots to any one out there with
a cell phone camera. I tend to believe and encourage them because of my work on
castles. I’d much rather get my sources with people who can photograph
something as mammoth as a castle and come up with something that can be
manipulated to look sharp and crystal clear- no matter the size. Castles don’t
take selfies, you know!
I think I have made my point and look
forward to many years of all these wonderful resources we’ve enjoyed for so
long. Remember, all these things are meant to enhance our
lives, not take them over. It is up to us to decide what is more important and
who is more important. Choose life over virtual- I guarantee that you’ll feel
more grateful and happy, when all is said and done.
Happily,
The Castle Lady